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“His jaw was set, telling me I should back off. Unfortunately, being a gobby cow meant I couldnt.”
“He must have been delightful," she said, "when he was alive!”
“A despairing arse will never produce a happy fart.”
“Eating was easy. Thinking was hard.”
“Well he should get over himself. He tried to get me burned at the stake in Brit History yesterday. Here I am minding my own business like a good little girl, and out of the blue Tucker raises his h...”
“Mary, you know I hate parties. My idea of hell is a very large party in a cold room where everybody has to play hockey properly.”
“The craft's occupants clutched their armrests, and more than one of them closed their eyes. But not Artemis. He couldn't. There was something morbidly fascinating about flying into an uncharted tun...”
“Preserve me from such cordiality! It is like handling briar-roses and may-blossoms - bright enough to the eye, and outwardly soft to the touch, but you know there are thorns beneath, and every now ...”
“Aim towards enemy." - instructions on U.S. rocket launcher”
“There's always a 'but' when it comes to jobs. Like, I love my job but my colleagues are first-rate, but...a couple of them like to dress like superheroes on the weekend and I can't help but wonder ...”
“Stephen nodded. 'Tell me,' he said, in a low voice, some moments later. 'Were I under naval discipline, could that fellow have me whipped?'He nodded towards Mr Marshall. 'The master?' cried Jack, w...”
“We are searching for the same thing, Stripey said.How do you know? Janco asked.I read his mind. The Sitian pointed to Ari. Yours was toochaotic. Too many useless thoughts to wade through.A complime...”
“Mercer, Polly says, we are now going to hug. As a group. The experience will be very un-English. It will be good for you. Do not speak, at all, especially not in an attempt to diffuse the emotional...”
“Naboo: "You've read all the books, but when it comes to the crunch, where are you?"Saboo: "The crunch! How dare you speak to me of the crunch? You know nothing of the crunch. You've never even been...”
“The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and sat in the kitchen smoking and saying 'bollocks' alot.”
“All I know about humour is that I don't know anything about it.”
“How on earth did I get here, and where the hell are my pants?”
“Network administrators all share an abiding and passionate desire for one thing: We want our users to shut up.”
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" It was...........Dumbledore!”
“The trouble with England, he thinks, is that it's so poor in gesture. We shall have to develop a hand signal for Back off, our prince is fucking this man's daughter. He is surprised that the Italia...”
