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“I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.”
“The throne rumbled. A wave of gale-force anger slammed int”
“You speak horse?" Hazel asked."Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing," Percy said. "Uh, I mean a Neptune thing.""Then you and Arion should get along fine," Hazel said. "He's a son of Neptune too."...”
“What I did next was so impulsive and dangerous I should've been named ADHD poster child of the year.”
“Dude! said a party pony as he unloaded his gear. Did you see that bear guy? He was all like: 'Whoa, I have an arrow in my mouth!”
“They all ordered massive plates of eggs, pancakes, and reindeer sausage, though Frank looked a little worried about the reindeer. "You think it's okay that we're eating Rud”
“I couldnt miss Percys fifteenth birthday, Poseidon said. Why, if this were Sparta, Percy would be a man today!"Thats true, Paul said. I used to teach ancient history.Poseidons eyes twinkled. Thats ...”
“Look," Percy continued, "I know I'm new here. I know you guys don't like to mention the massacre in the nineteen eighties-""He mentioned it!" one of the ghosts whimpered.”
“The wood nymph instructors left me in the dust. They told me not to worry about it. They'd had centuries of practice running away from lovesick gods. But still, it was a little humiliating to be sl...”
“Percy: The Heka-what? Annabeth: The Hundred-Handed Ones. They called them that because... well, they had a hundred hands. They were the elder brothers of the Cyclopes. Tyson: Very powerful. Wonderf...”
“Mr. D, wearing his leopard-skin jogging suit and rummaging through the refrigerator.He looked up lazily. "Do you mind?"Where's Chiron!" I shouted.How rude." Mr. D took a swig from a jug of grape ju...”
“Since Percyd lost his memory,his whole life was one big fillin-the-blank. He was____________________, from____________________. He felt like____________________, and if the monsterscaught him, hed ...”
“Thalia had been turned into a pine tree when she was 12. Me... well, i was doing my best not to follow her example. I had nightmares about what Poseidon might turn me into if i were ever in the ver...”
“Percy! he bellowed. He dropped his broom and ran at me. If youve never been charged by an enthusiastic Cyclops wearing a flowered apron and rubber cleaning gloves, Im telling you, itll wake you up ...”
“You Titans are about as bright as my gym socks.”
“I turned and found Dionysus standing there, still in his black suit.Walk with me, he said.Where to? I asked suspiciously.Just to the campfire, he said. I was beginning to feel better, so Ithought I...”
“Elections only happen in two ways," Reyna said. "Either the legion raises someone on a shield after a major success on the battlefield-and we haven't had any major battles-or we hold a ballot on th...”
“Sugar and caffeine. My willpower crumbled.”
“Your uncle," Poseidon sighed, "has always had a flair for dramatic exits. I think he would've done well as the god of theater.”
“Great, I thought. We just blowtorched a national monument.”
