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“I read one psychologist's theory that said "Never strike a child in your anger." When could I strike him? When he is kissing me on my birthday? When he's recuperating from measles? Do I slap the Bi...”
“It takes about five years for a walnut tree to produce nuts but this is not true of a family tree.”
“My father never raised his hand to any one of his children - except in self-defense.”
“Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.”
“Sis I've been wondering . . . On my birthday mom always gives me five thousand dollars. How much does she give you?”
“In most states you can get a driver's license when you're sixteen years old which made a lot of sense to me when I was sixteen years old but now seems insane.”
“Home is the place when you have to go there they have to take you in.”
“I love being a great-grandparent but what I hate is being the the mother of a grandparent.”
“I want you to know how I feel about my Italian heritage so I'd like to say a few words in Italian: Verdi Pavarotti DiMaggio Valentino De Niro Giuliani. . .”
“When I reprimanded my son for hair like Michael Jackson he said: "I don't see the problem you wear yours like Michael Jordan."”
“Keep in mind ... to a dog you are family to a cat you are staff.”
“The man’s rights and the woman’s rights are the same size. They have the right to have their opinions and desires respected, to have a 50 percent say in decision making, to live free from verbal ab...”
