14 quotes found
“Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.”
“Like the famous mad philosopher said, when you stare into the void, the void stares also; but if you cast into the void, you get a type conversion error. (Which just goes to show Nietzsche wasn't a...”
“Dear Lynda Carter, Please be with me in my hour of need. Especially if I don't have to twirl around to get my powers.”
“Vampires used to be the Dracula types, but in the last ten years most of them have become weak, brooding androgynes that only go after teenagers. A friend of mine took the opportunity to rid his wh...”
“For Oscar, high school was the equivalent of a medieval spectacle, like being put in the stocks and forced to endure the peltings and outrages of a mob of deranged half-wits, an experience from whi...”
“The saddest thing I have ever experienced is watching a fellow nerd I've known forever and befriended, trying to unnerdify themselves. It was painful because that great geeky personality I loved so...”
“Simon did not solve problems, he just shamed them into going away.”
“The geek of the Earth are a tribe and they are mighty.”
“Some girls had their heads in the clouds. My head was somewhere on the other side of the galaxy.”
“Infighting would be stupid, since, y'know, claws and teeth.”
“But, self, that thing was on TV, and this one wants to tear your liver out your nose. Run.”
“Who knew that you would be The One," I smile, "which I guess makes me your Trinity.""My Amidala.""Your Zira.""My Sylvia.""Your..." I scour my brain, trying to remember some other great sci-fi love ...”
