In most states you can get a driver's license when you're sixteen years old which made a lot of sense to me when I was sixteen years old but now seems insane.
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About Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller was a 20th-century American comedian and actress. Phyllis Ada Diller was an American stand-up comedian, actress, author, musician and visual artist, best known for her eccentric stage persona, self-deprecating humor, wild hair and clothes, and exaggerated, cackling laugh. Read more on Wikipedia →

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  • Family — The ties of kinship, parenting, and unconditional love

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