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“What's your name?""Emma Gould," she said. "What's yours?""Wanted.""By all the girls or just the law?”
“This catch-22 happens a lot to men. A man can sense that a woman wants to know if he loves her. He doesn't want to share those feelings because, if he does, she will expect him to marry her and be ...”
“He went out with a variety of women, slept with some of them, hated the whole meaningless process. Drinks, dinners, plays and concerts and gallery openings ... He grew to despise the rigid formalit...”
“And I know I need to invite him over for dinner, because there's no question. This is serious.”
“I could kiss that girl. And ya know what? I will kiss that girl. As soon as I get back to school, I'm gonna grab her, and I'm gonna kiss her.”
“I'm going to put the moves on her,' he says gravely. 'Things might get weird.' He says it like a commando setting up a midnight raid. Like: Sure, this is going to be extraordinarily dangerous, but ...”
“Some women like to treat a man like a piece of bubble gum. The poor sap thinks everythings fine. And it isuntil the taste runs out. Then shell just spit him out the car window of her life and never...”
“I guess after youve writhed around naked on the floor in front of a man, the least you can do is let him take you to dinner.”
“If I want a man I'll go to a cheap bar, like any other sane woman. I, for one, haven't hit rock bottom.”
“We are all somewhere else, during.”
“Most people couple within their own height range- short couples are 8 percent apart, midsize couples are 8 percent apart. The exception is talls. Tall women, meanwhile, date men who are approximate...”
“Does speed dating necessarily end up in a quickie divorce....?”
“When I was a teenager, most fathers tended to go berserk when I asked their daughters on a date.... I discovered that all fathers go berserk when their daughters start dating. I have to assume this...”
“Tall men are the most romantically successful group on earth, bar none: more successful than rich people, accomplished people and educated people.”
“She looked confused. She looked off-balance. Thats a technique I employ to get dates, and it always works.”
“You can always tell when a woman is with the wrong man, because she has so much to say about the fact that nothing's happening.”
“He told me that when we first met, he had said to a friend about me: If I get that girls number I will never ask another girl for her number again.”
“And I met Madeline's necromancer. His name's Luca." "A death detector?" Tod made a face. "That's creepy." "It gets weirder. He's dating Sophie." "On purpose?”
“You know you found the right one when you stop looking for "more.”
“She refused to be one of those girls who fell for a pretty face that just white-washed a total jack-ass underneath. She could ogle, but she would not fall until she knew he deserved her.”
