603 quotes found
“Always carry a book on a date so that when you get bored you can slip into the Ladies for a read.”
“A guy should make the woman he is dating feel different and more special than anyone else in his life”
“I peeled the skin off a grape in slippery little triangles, and I understood then that I would be undressing every item of food I could because my clothes would be staying on.”
“Do many guys ask you out twice?""Only the ones with balls.”
“I spent the weekend after our date wishing I could stab him with my fluffy-duck pen and staring at the phone hoping he'd call. Dating is a very tricky business.”
“When you love someone's everything with your everything then you truly are in love.”
“Basch: So why don't you ask her out?The Runt: I'm scared she wouldn't like me and say no.-So what? What have you got to lose?-The possibility -if she says no- that she might have said yes. Whatever...”
“The world always said to just be yourself, but it turned out when Evelyn was herself, no guys were at all interested, so she was left with games of make-believe, expressing enthusiasm for whatever ...”
“If you cannot attract a woman, you are, by definition, sterile.”
“When I was younger I was attracted to gay guys and they were "attracted" to me. I don't exactly know why...But it turned out the gay guys were the ones holding all the cards, both physically and em...”
“My method is based on female psychology, so it works regardless of your looks or money”
“Don't talk. Kill it."That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date.”
“I wish Goodreads was also a dating site.”
“And the third is from him: "Second date?"I immediately text him back: "Hell yeah!"Then I collapse on my bed and enjoy that "butterflies in the stomach" feeling. I've felt the butterflies before fro...”
“Charity groped for the phone, coming up with it at last and croaking "hello" in a voice that sounded exactly like a bullfrog's mating call. Which made a kind of twisted sense -- last night she'd be...”
“When you're on a Ferris wheel all anyone ever talks about is being on the Ferris wheel and the view from the Ferris wheel and whether the Ferris wheel is scary and how many more times it will go ar...”
“When I date, I date a lot. I give most people a chance but let very few into my heart. Think of it like trying on clothes before you buy them. It takes out the guesswork. Why commit before youre re...”
“Had I got a dating profile, it would be like this:Looks- 6/10: I knowHumor-9/10- youll knowI dont know about my sarcasm score because they havent come back to me just to rate me after I have rattle...”
“Theo and Sugar dated, just like normal people only slower.He bought her heart-shaped boxes of candy and living plants for her rooftop and sent her cards, one every day by U.S. mail, each with a han...”
“As they call last orders, hell walk over to a girl hes no doubt slept with before, pour half his pint over his own head and the remainder over hers, and with a twinkle in his eye say, Looks like yo...”
