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“They drain you sometimes. They really do. "What's it all about then mate? What's the secret of life? You should know. You're a fucking cab driver." Yeah, right. (As if I'll learn the secret of life...”
“As they call last orders, hell walk over to a girl hes no doubt slept with before, pour half his pint over his own head and the remainder over hers, and with a twinkle in his eye say, Looks like yo...”
“Through years of experience Ive discovered that a liar will always look into his drink when telling a lie. But he doesnt have a drink in a cab, and even if he did Id have no idea as to whether he w...”
“As they call last orders, he’ll walk over to a girl he’s no doubt slept with before, pour half his pint over his own head and the remainder over hers, and with a twinkle in his eye say, “Looks like...”
“Through years of experience I’ve discovered that a liar will always look into his drink when telling a lie. But he doesn’t have a drink in a cab, and even if he did I’d have no idea as to whether h...”