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“You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese.”
“Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.”
“I just don't see the point of not eating cheese. I mean, if God didn't want us to eat cheese, would he have let man invent it?”
“When the waiter brought the cheese-board, there was a large carrot carved in the shape of a mermaid sitting between the Dolcelatte and the Pecorino. Teo could have sworn that the carrot-mermaid fle...”
“How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?”
“I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.”
“You know you want meI can be your mouth's delightYou don't have to work hard to impress meMy price is just rightSo join me on this rideAnd let's get cheesy all day and night - Pizza”
“I pondered what else I should take for him. Flowers seemed wrong; they're a love token, after all. I looked in the fridge, and popped a packet of cheese slices into the bag. All men like cheese.”
“If you are able to introduce a white person to a new cheese, it's like introducing them to a future spouse.”
“Cheese, where you takes liquid from a cow lady's business parts, mix it with a bit o' juices from a baby cow's fourth stomach and then let it grow all fuzzy-moldy for a few years, eh?”
“Bring a torch, if you've got one. It's as dark as hell and stinks of something far worse than cheese.”
“...All this suffering, I said, and nothing but greed and violence to build on when the war is over.Have another soda-mint, said Charles.I had one. Then I said, Why are we here? Thats what I dont un...”
“I'm a disorganized mess. My purse is gross: I once found a shoulder pad, string cheese, and a Christmas ornament in it!”
“Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.”
“My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.”
“A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.”
“How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?”
“My idea of heaven used to be relaxing at home with a cheese plate and champagne.”
“Cheese is milk's leap toward immortality.”
“I have been considering the possibility that the facts that can be ascertained about this cheese fail to satisfy because the facts themselves mask a metaphysical truth that can be known only throug...”
