“I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.”

“I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?”

“I saw a stationery store move.”

“My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.”

“It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.”

“I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.”

“You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese.”

“Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.”

“I just don't see the point of not eating cheese. I mean, if God didn't want us to eat cheese, would he have let man invent it?”

“We sit for a few more moments, although there's really nothing left to say. This is new to me, too, an entire conversation that takes place in silence, because the heart has its own language. I wil...”

“I'm always amazed at anyone's interest in what I have to say.”

“The least one can say of power is that a vocation for it is suspicious.”

“Let's make some funny pictures.”

“Pictures must not be too picturesque.”

“Sometimes the soul takes pictures of things it has wished for, but never seen.”