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“Ten wagons to choose from and you pick the only one that has a human on it. Racist.”
“He attempted to bark the order and succeeded, albeit with more of a chihuahua result than intended.”
“Can't abide adventure. 'Adventure' is a word people use to put a shine on lack of preparation and surviving through dumb luck.”
“Cheese, where you takes liquid from a cow lady's business parts, mix it with a bit o' juices from a baby cow's fourth stomach and then let it grow all fuzzy-moldy for a few years, eh?”
