108 quotes found
“Because I like to flirt with death. Let's do this, give me your best shot, human. Let's see who gives in first. This isn't my first time.”
“There is nothing more difficult than understanding human mentality. My master's present mental state is very far from clear; is he feeling angry or lighthearted, or simply seeking solace in the scr...”
“If you are going to do that, would you mind not jostling the bed so much?' came a sarcastic voice near the head board. 'Perhaps you could roll around on the floor.”
“He's crazy," Bruno said, twirling a finger in circles around the side of his head and whistling to indicate just how crazy he thought he was. "He went up to a cat on the street the other day and in...”
“A cats secrets run so deep that even the cat itself is often unaware. Their mysteries are as natural as whiskers.”
“For most secrets are kept by these: the darkness, the silence, and the cat.”
“Cats strongly believe that everywhere is designed for their comfort!”
“Christ girl, wasn't even going to bite you. Well, not the way you're thinking." "I'm flattered you want to fuck me as well as muder me. Really, Liam, that's sweet." He grinned. "Valentine's Day wa...”
“Any cat may stare into a fire and see red mice play,”
“Never try to outstubborn a cat.”
“Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find another lap. They're furry little sociopaths. Pretty and slick -- in love with themselves. When's the...”
“Not fooling around, not bothering nobody, just sitting here mending the Primus," said the cat with a hostile frown, "and, moreover, I consider it my duty to warn you that the cat is an ancient, inv...”
“One can imagine that if humanity suddenly disappeared from the planet, the cat would shrug its shoulders, raise its tail, and return to its forest habitat, there to live as its ancestors have done ...”
“Cats, Dog considered, were clearly a lot tougher than lost souls”
“Little cats mean little kids, little kids mean little cats!”
“8. The Cat Who Lived in the PalaceThe cat who lived in the Palace had been awarded the head-dress of nobility and was called Lady Myobu.”
“I already have insurance, a religion, and a newspaper subscription... I'm also... not interested in... aggressive sales of cats...”
“Who shall tell the lady's griefWhen her Cat was past relief?Who shall number the hot tearsShed o'er her, beloved for years?Who shall say the dark dismayWhich her dying caused that day?”
“For there is nothing sweeter than his peace when at rest.For there is nothing brisker than his life when in motion.”
“I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.”
