108 quotes found
“Crap.It's all crap.Living is crap.Life has no meaning.None. Nowhere to be found.Crap.Why doesn't anybody realize this?”
“...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!--or keep running with the potential neck breakers. Wouldnt that make a charming epitaph? Here li...”
“Charlie whistled "Amazing Grace" as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn't he pick something more appropriate, like "Shout at the Devil" o...”
“I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. Of course not, Ian. Its just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb abo...”
“It's the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can't stand each other. It's like we're already married.”
“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.”
“Even a heart of a kitten is reliable, if you know how to rely on”
“Dr. Beall gave him the first shot, followed closely by the second.He said, "I'll check for a heartbeat."I said, "You don't need to. I can see it in his eyes."Dewey was gone.”
“I have lived with several Zen masters -- all of them cats.”
“If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now!”
“The world of a cat is unlike any other. What is seen through their eyes cannot be understood by anyone besides another cat. Their world is filled with secrets and adventures that are always present...”
“A lot of the situations that we put ourselves in are similar to a cat in a yard full of dogs. We rarely ask ourselves how we got here, (which doesnt help with the question of how we get out of here...”
“Its hard to tell sometimes if Ethenys stories are true, as you will see, so I will lay down the story as she told it to me to allow you to decide for yourself.”
“For several centuries, the Celtic church of Ireland was spared the Greek dualism of matter and spirit. They regarded the world with the clear vision of faith. When a young Celtic monk saw his cat c...”
“The mouse that makes jest of a cat has already seen a hole nearby... We don't fear the devil because we are leaning on the resurrection power of Christ!”
“I stare past her at the inspirational kitten posters. There's one of a soaking-wet kitten climbing out of a toilet with the caption "it could be worse!""Just tell me whatever it is you're thinking,...”
“Many of the most charming women I know possess at least on cat or dog. Maybe after getting used to an affectionate quadruped it is hard to settle for a man.”
“Some cats are angry at being called cats. To achieve peace with them, never call them by their real name”
“Like the cat who finds her way back home over a thousand miles, like the dog who waits for his master to arrive on the train that never comes, like the one who keeps a vigil at her masters grave un...”
“...why is my cat a Muse? the cat has the rare grace of never saying a word too much Mark Twain ...that's why ...”
