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“In the deep night of metaphysics, all cats look black.”
“I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. “Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb a...”
“It’s hard to tell sometimes if Etheny’s stories are true, as you will see, so I will lay down the story as she told it to me to allow you to decide for yourself.”
“If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, “You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now!”
“...why is my cat a Muse? the cat has the rare grace of never saying a word too much― Mark Twain ...that's why ...”
“A black cat crossed my path, and I stopped to dance around it widdershins and to sing the”
“Colorful characters are the odd shaped pieces that fill the holes in life's puzzle.”
“I blush, I burn, I shudder, while I pen the damnable atrocity.”
“He is a man who kicks at cats, said Solembum, as if that summed up Tenga’s entire character.”
“...at morning, I'm unruffled - I'll sit with my tea and Muse Cat beside me and listen to the soft chime of the grandfather clock...”
“Pye turned his paw over and chewed his claws. “Humph. What you think of me is none of my business.”“You don’t know, do you?”“Know more than you . . . Know what?”“You are dead.”Pye patted his paws. ...”
“...at dawn, the grains of sleep turn to floating black spots, then out of focus the world tilts, and the cat scratches at the door...”
“There is nothing more difficult than understanding human mentality. My master's present mental state is very far from clear; is he feeling angry or lighthearted, or simply seeking solace in the scr...”
“A cat’s secrets run so deep that even the cat itself is often unaware. Their mysteries are as natural as whiskers.”
“Christ girl, Ι wasn't even going to bite you. Well, not the way you're thinking." "I'm flattered you want to fuck me as well as muder me. Really, Liam, that's sweet." He grinned. "Valentine's Day w...”
“Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find another lap. They're furry little sociopaths. Pretty and slick -- in love with themselves. When's the...”
“Cats, Dog considered, were clearly a lot tougher than lost souls.”
“I already have insurance, a religion, and a newspaper subscription... I'm also... not interested in... aggressive sales of cats...”
“8. The Cat Who Lived in the PalaceThe cat who lived in the Palace had been awarded the head-dress of nobility and was called Lady Myobu.”
“A dog is a pitiful thing, depending wholly on companionship, and utterly lost except in packs or by the side of his master. Leave him alone and he does not know what to do except bark and howl and ...”
