108 quotes found
“So, what did you learn?Curiosity asked the Cat, thenpoked her carcass with a stick.”
“A black cat crossed my path, and I stopped to dance around it widdershins and to sing the ”
“I never hear about dear Mike. I wrote Ellen Greene and asked about him and she replyed and never mentioned Mike but told me all about her roomatism. As if I cared about her roomatism.”
“Last time I saw her, she was peeking out from one of the bookcases next to the fireplace. She's the first cat I've ever seen trying to pretend she's a condensed version of War and Peace.”
“We can't find the cat,We don't know where she's at,Oh, where did she go?Does anyone know?Let's ask this walking hat.”
“There is no 'cat language.' Painful as it is for us to admit, they don't need one!”
“Pets reflect you like mirrors. When you are happy, you can see your dog smiling and when you are sad, your cat cries.”
“The cat that laughs is crazy. Man who does not laugh is below... (Le chat qui rit est un fou. - Homme qui ne rit est dessous...)”
“Translating from #cat is easy - you just ignore everything, then you decide what you want it to have said, thought, or wanted.”
“Colorful characters are the odd shaped pieces that fill the holes in life's puzzle.”
“He is a man who kicks at cats, said Solembum, as if that summed up Tengas entire character.”
“...at dawn, the grains of sleep turn to floating black spots, then out of focus the world tilts, and the cat scratches at the door...”
“And I was some of the mud that got to sit up and look around. Lucky me, lucky mud.”
“A dog is a man's best friend........and a cat is a woman's..”
“I blush, I burn, I shudder, while I pen the damnable atrocity.”
“Nothing says you care like sending someone a kitten.”
“All cat stories start with the statement: 'My mother, who was the first cat, told me this,' and I lay with Jonas listening to his stories.”
“...at morning, I'm unruffled - I'll sit with my tea and Muse Cat beside me and listen to the soft chime of the grandfather clock...”
“Happier than a cat in a Peruvian fish market.”
“Pye turned his paw over and chewed his claws. Humph. What you think of me is none of my business.You dont know, do you?Know more than you . . . Know what?You are dead.Pye patted his paws. No, Im no...”