“The classroom fell quiet, a long heavy silence that roared in Roy's ears like a train.”

“Just because something was legal didn't automatically make it right.”

“He paused and manufactured a chuckle.”

“Dessert was an over baked chocolate chip cookies the size of a hockey puck and just about as tasty.”

“We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.”

“The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!”

“There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists.”

“This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.”

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”

“Hard work should be rewarded by good food.”