“I wish I could say Im low maintenance, but I like some of the finer things in lifelike a toothbrush.”

“Dont be so concerned, he whispered. We will get through this, I promise. What makes you so certain? I couldnt help my skepticism.We have no other choice, he replied matter-of-factly. Is that really...”

“Seriously, Palta He was honestly puzzled, I havent got a clue what youre talking about. What about your ears is supposed to be so bizarre?UmYoud have to be blind to miss them, I replied sarcastical...”

“I decided that a movie marathon was clearly in order. I tried to narrow down the options. Anything romantic was definitely out, as was anything involving space travel, kings, or handsome princes. P...”

“Yeah, sure, I scoffed. Youre the picture of respectability and moral characterYou expect me to believe you were your parents worst nightmare? What was your criminal act of choicedrunken bar fights?...”

“If by foe you mean a brutal killer, then I suppose Id fall into the friend category, I replied cynically. Although in your case, we may have to find a secret option number three.”

“I do not want to sound cynical or condescending, but your lips are moving, your mind unbending.”

“Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude stories.”

“Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“Everything happens at night.The world changes, the shadows grow, there's secrecy and privacy in dark places. First kiss at night, by the monkey bars and the old swings that the children and their p...”

“P-p-p-please, dont cast me out”

“If you continue with that train of thought and end it with, I did it because I love you and cant bear to see you in turmoil, you could sell it to Hallmark, but not to me!”