74 quotes found
“Kindness knows no kind.”
“I awoke to a daymare. Life.”
“I'm all groan up in America.”
“If the mind fits, shrink it.”
“I love objectivity when mine.”
“Peace ain't worth fighting for.”
“All porn stars on Animal Farm are equal but some porn scenes are more unequal than others.”
“Psychosis is person less persona, raving sincerity.”
“My son, I dont believe in God, prayer, afterlife or miracles. You may disagree with me on all of these. Id prefer that you agree and reserve rebellion and independence over important issues instead.”
“When all seems hopeless, cross your fingers and stick with the secular prayer.”
“Self talk and self prayer: When you audible the first and correctly interpret, the white coats correct you in a nuthouse. When you audible the second and misinterpret, the dinner coats swear you to...”
“I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.”
“If you see me standing on my head, I'm trying to cheer you up with my frown. I need my honesty, you my pleasantry.”
“They safely cured the world of sadness, wiser the Pfizer for it?”
“Fifty percent of life is ninety percent indecisive. The rest is confusing.”
“Where have you been all of your life?”
“Life is short unless agony is long.”
“If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?”
“I forgot what I was going to think.”
“There is a meaning of life but I've been sworn to secrecy.”
“Ultimate meaning is meaningless. Meaning meaning means everything else.”
“Honesty is the best insurance policy.”
“The brain is unreliable. It relies on lies.”
