974 quotes found
“Don’t obsess over having the 'latest' version of a product. For there was a time that the previous version was the latest.”
“Those who say that money can’t buy one love make it sound as if love can buy one money.”
“Chances are that whatever that you are worried about—be it a person or a thing—isn’t worried about you.”
“Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.”
“People who get offended by your not saying 'Thank you!' … after they’ve paid you a compliment were merely desperate to be thanked.”
“Sun glasses are the unofficial celebrities’ uniform.”
“Expensive clothing is a poor man’s attempt to appear prosperous.”
“The streets are a poor kid’s PlayStation™”
“An afro is a poor man’s haircut.”
“Some women are good-looking … until they change their hairstyle.”
“Man is more likely to believe an opinion that he wanted to hear … than a fact that he wishes was an opinion.”
“Speaking one’s mind once is more honorable than quoting a thousand men.”
“A killer is someone who killed another without their country’s permission.”
“He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.”
