8 quotes found
“Writing poetry is like having sex with the universe and the language is just a condom.”
“Speaking of which, about assuming you had a condomI just meant that you, with your experience, would be prepared for responsible sex, even if it were on the fly. An intelligent man is prepared for ...”
“Culture is a fibreglass condom suit - highly restrictive, uncomfortable and itchy as hell.”
“The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isnt given a golden watch to inspire the illusion that it still matters to whomever that has just used it.”
“Worry is to human beings what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.”
“Speaking of which, about assuming you had a condom—I just meant that you, with your experience, would be prepared for responsible sex, even if it were on the fly. An intelligent man is prepared for...”
“The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the illusion that it still matters to whomever that has just used it.”
“Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.”
