86 quotes found
“I've always been a poor sport and a sore loser...any other behavior might encourage a repeat performance”
“I try not to take things lying down, especially rectal thermometers”
“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame”
“The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard”
“Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling”
“If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway”
