Jane Wagner

Quotes by Jane Wagner

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Writer, director and producer · American · 1935

American writer, director and producer (born 1935)

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“Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.”

“Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.”

“When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.”

“I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.”

“A sobering thought: what if right at this very moment I am living up to my full potential?”

“A sobering thought: what if right at this very moment I am living up to my full potential?”

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“I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.”
— Jane Wagner
complaining humour language

“Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.”
— Jane Wagner
reality stress

“My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, its absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.”
— Jane Wagner
aliens reality

“Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.”
— Jane Wagner
humor lies

“When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.”
— Jane Wagner
God Talk Us

“All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.”
— Jane Wagner
Life My Life See

“Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. -General Omar N. Bradley This morning I threw up at a board meeting. I was sure the cat was out of the bag but no one se...”
— Jane Wagner
courage

“A sobering thought: what if right at this very moment I am living up to my full potential?”
— Jane Wagner
self acceptance

“Did I tell you what happened at the play? We were at the back of the theatre, standing there in the dark, when all of a sudden I feel one of 'em tug at my sleeve, whispers, "Trudy look!" I said, "Y...”
— Jane Wagner
aliens goosebumps lily-tomlin play

“A sobering thought: what if right at this very moment I am living up to my full potential?”
— Jane Wagner
self acceptance