“I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.”

“Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.”

“My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, its absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.”

“Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.”

“When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.”

“Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. -General Omar N. Bradley This morning I threw up at a board meeting. I was sure the cat was out of the bag but no one se...”

“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.”

“If I am going to be drownedif I am going to be drownedif I am going to be drowned, why, in the name of the seven mad gods who rule the sea, was I allowed to come thus far and contemplate sand and t...”

“I'm an Earth ecstatic, and my creed is simple: All life is sacred, life loves life, and we are capable of improving our behavior toward one another. As basic as that is, for me it's also tonic and ...”

“My life is my message.”

“One of the most important days of my life was when I learned to ride a bicycle.”

“My life is like a speeding bullet that just hasn't hit the target yet.”

“World is not like what you see”

“What you see is what suffices you”

“...when they look at me, I so badly want to be who they see.”