“I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.”

“Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.”

“Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.”

“When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.”

“All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.”

“Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. -General Omar N. Bradley This morning I threw up at a board meeting. I was sure the cat was out of the bag but no one se...”

“We are humanity, the banner read. Wrong. Were pale reflections of it, weak shadows, distant echoes.”

“We all know interspecies romance is weird.”

“Depression isn't a war you win. It's a battle you fight every day. You never stop, never get to rest. It's one bloody fray after another.”

“Romance is the deepest thing in life. It is deeper than reality.”

“when you're a kid, they tell you that it's what's on the inside that counts. Looks don't matter . But that's not true. Guys like Phoebus in The Hunchback, or Dorian, or the old Kyle Kingsbury-- the...”

“Every concept of reality is all in our head, belief is what makes truth.”