“I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.”

“Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.”

“My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, its absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.”

“Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.”

“When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.”

“All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.”

“Knowing the self is the biggest truth. If we find the truth within, we have found God.”

“This above all: to thine own self be true.”

“What I'm looking for is not out there, it is in me.”

“I think the highest forgiveness is to accept that creation is thoroughly tangled, with every possible quality given outlet for expression. People need to accept once and for all that there is only ...”

“You couldn't relive your life, skipping the awful parts, without losing what made it worthwhile. You had to accept it as a whole--like the world, or the person you loved.”

“Letting go doesn't mean that you don't care about someone anymore. It's just realizing that the only person you really have control over is yourself.”