“I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.”

“My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, its absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.”

“Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.”

“When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.”

“All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.”

“Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. -General Omar N. Bradley This morning I threw up at a board meeting. I was sure the cat was out of the bag but no one se...”

“Romance is the deepest thing in life. It is deeper than reality.”

“when you're a kid, they tell you that it's what's on the inside that counts. Looks don't matter . But that's not true. Guys like Phoebus in The Hunchback, or Dorian, or the old Kyle Kingsbury-- the...”

“Every concept of reality is all in our head, belief is what makes truth.”

“If your work is stressful, it's not your work.”

“When outcomes are uncertain, most of us spend a great deal of energy ruminating, worrying, and second-guessing ourselves. Not only is this a waste of time, but it makes us less likely to succeed”

“If you really want to escape the things that harass you, what youre needing is not to be in a different place but to be a different person.”