Quotes by J. Richard Singleton

“If there's one thing I know about women, it's that they have vaginas.”

“I try not to let other people's problems problem me.”

“You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape.”

“No man wants his daughter to be the kind of girl whom he liked in high school.”

“I love animals, especially with barbeque sauce.”

“You have to think if we've been visited by extraterrestrial life, it was like a zookeeper walking into the chimp enclosure: He looks around, takes some pictures, then leaves without interacting sig...”

“I guess we all travel through life in a haze of sorts. A fog. The people we only meet in the fog we allow ourselves to lose because its not our fault. Its the fogs. The people we latch ontothey bec...”

“Later film shoots casting calls would advertise that theyre fun shoots and a good way to get exposurebut working in entertainment is not entertaining, even though it is not whats traditionally thou...”

“The truth is like sunlight: It causes cancer.”

“Life.... It's better than the alternative.”

“I love Las Vegas because it's the one city less classy than Los Angeles.”

“Los Angeles is a city made up of refugees from better cities.”

“[Truman] didnt want to fight the guy, whatever he wasalien, vampyr or douchebag.”

“That's crazier than a boatload of prostitutes!”

“I guess we all travel through life in a haze of sorts. A fog. The people we only meet in the fog we allow ourselves to lose because it’s not our fault. It’s the fog’s. The people we latch onto—they...”

“Later film shoots’ casting calls would advertise that they’re “fun shoots” and a “good way to get exposure”—but working in entertainment is not entertaining, even though it is not what’s traditiona...”

“[Truman] didn’t want to fight the guy, whatever he was—alien, vampyr or douchebag.”