“If there's one thing I know about women, it's that they have vaginas.”

“I try not to let other people's problems problem me.”

“No man wants his daughter to be the kind of girl whom he liked in high school.”

“I love animals, especially with barbeque sauce.”

“You have to think if we've been visited by extraterrestrial life, it was like a zookeeper walking into the chimp enclosure: He looks around, takes some pictures, then leaves without interacting sig...”

“Later film shoots casting calls would advertise that theyre fun shoots and a good way to get exposurebut working in entertainment is not entertaining, even though it is not whats traditionally thou...”

“Pain and pleasure, it's a sweet delectable combination." ~ Alexander Hudson”

“I will never intentionally ask you for anything that you arent willing to give. But if I do, you can always say no. He lets that sink in for a moment. But you wont.”

“Whatever else shed been on the verge of saying lodged in her throat as if her mind had suddenly registered what he'd meant. A solitary tear crested and trailed unchecked down her cheek. Oh, hell. A...”

“He who wishes to be obeyed must know how to command”

“I know what you want, darlin'. You go on and ask me nicely and you might just get it.”

“Then she is on me. Her soft, hot body collapses onto my own ravenous frame. She pushes my legs open with her knees and pulls my arms above my head with her hands, holding me a willing hostage. For ...”