“If there's one thing I know about women, it's that they have vaginas.”

“I try not to let other people's problems problem me.”

“You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape.”

“No man wants his daughter to be the kind of girl whom he liked in high school.”

“You have to think if we've been visited by extraterrestrial life, it was like a zookeeper walking into the chimp enclosure: He looks around, takes some pictures, then leaves without interacting sig...”

“Later film shoots casting calls would advertise that theyre fun shoots and a good way to get exposurebut working in entertainment is not entertaining, even though it is not whats traditionally thou...”

“I had learned that a dexterous, opposable thumb stood among the hallmarks of human success. We had maintained, even exaggerated, this important flexibility of our primate forebears, while most mamm...”

“Eating a can be the weight that pulls you under or the life raft. It's your choice.”

“Self-help isn't really self-help unless someone else is also helping you. We'd like to be that someone.”

“If I don't eat junk, I don't gain weight.”

“Nature always waits in the wings and the winds, ready to pounce with all of its power just at that sloppily contented hour when you foolishly assume it to be plainly tired out. Narcissistic humans ...”

“You put your own joy in prison if you work hard to make other peoples happiness suffocate.”

“When motivation flows, people see work as interesting as music. They enjoy it till they do more than they could have done. Leaders motivate people to do greater things.”