31 quotes found
“Dont put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today.”
“Don’t put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today.”
“You cant get a reaction from someone who doesnt give a shit.”
“You can’t get a reaction from someone who doesn’t give a shit.”
“Happy ending aren't just for royalty. Happy ending are for all of us.”
“In third grade I thought I loved her - by sixth grade, I was sure of it”
“Because the greatest part of a road trip isnt arriving at your destination. Its all the wild stuff that happens along the way.”
“She talks like you. Its not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag whos only holding Cinderella back. "Thats my girl.”
“You know on TV when theres one of those awkward, shocking moments and all you hear are the crickets in the background?Well chirp fucking chirp...this is one of those moments.”
“Im well aware that thisthat Iam the first man to ever do this to her. And yes, as a guy, thatfact makes it even better.You know who Neil Armstrong is, dont you?Now tell me who the second guy was. H...”
“If nightmares can come true, and sometimes they do... then so can our happiest dreams.”
“Life changes us, with its twists and turns, in ways we don't always see coming. It changes what we want, what we dream, lays blessings in our hands better than anything we could've imagined.”
“You would think having your arse constantly kissed would be enjoyable, even just a little. But when its a nest of snakes trying to latch onoffering a rim job with their flicking, forked tonguesits ...”
“...this is how politics is played. With fakery and false smiles and butcher knives to the back.”
“Vaginas beat penises every time. They're like kryptonite.Penises are defenseless against them.”
“You have the maturity of a 14-year-old boy! Kennedy hisses."And you have the chest of one.”
“I can't make out what they're saying; it sounds like: hiss, blah, she hiss, squeak. But the aunt appears to speak the native language.”
“Baby, if you let me take you out of here, Ill give the word pleasure a whole new meaning." - Drew Evans”
“Actions win wars. Actions heal wounds. Not words. Words are cheap. Mine, particularly. -Drew Evans.”
“We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae Forrester offered to let me touch her boobs. And I did.”
“These are her accomplishments. Challenges she's lived through. Shithead was just along for the ride. In the background. Like wallpaper. You can change the color of the walls anytime, and it might l...”
“And another thing - don't get too comfortable. Take chances. Don't be afraid to lay it on the line. Even if you're happy. Even if you think life is freaking perfect.”
