17 quotes found
“Dont put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today.”
“You cant get a reaction from someone who doesnt give a shit.”
“Don’t put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today.”
“You can’t get a reaction from someone who doesn’t give a shit.”
“Vaginas beat penises every time. They're like kryptonite.Penises are defenseless against them.”
“Actions win wars. Actions heal wounds. Not words. Words are cheap. Mine, particularly. -Drew Evans.”
“She talks like you. Its not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag whos only holding Cinderella back. "Thats my girl.”
“You know on TV when theres one of those awkward, shocking moments and all you hear are the crickets in the background?Well chirp fucking chirp...this is one of those moments.”
“Im well aware that thisthat Iam the first man to ever do this to her. And yes, as a guy, thatfact makes it even better.You know who Neil Armstrong is, dont you?Now tell me who the second guy was. H...”
“Baby, if you let me take you out of here, Ill give the word pleasure a whole new meaning." - Drew Evans”
“These are her accomplishments. Challenges she's lived through. Shithead was just along for the ride. In the background. Like wallpaper. You can change the color of the walls anytime, and it might l...”
“And another thing - don't get too comfortable. Take chances. Don't be afraid to lay it on the line. Even if you're happy. Even if you think life is freaking perfect.”
“Why do women always do this? Why are they so eager to blame themselves when someone treats them like sh*t? A guy would take a cheese grater to his tongue before admitting he screwed up.”
“She talks like you. It’s not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag who’s only holding Cinderella back.” "That’s my girl.”
“You know on TV when there’s one of those awkward, shocking moments and all you hear are the crickets in the background?Well chirp fucking chirp...this is one of those moments.”
“I’m well aware that this—that I—am the first man to ever do this to her. And yes, as a guy, thatfact makes it even better.You know who Neil Armstrong is, don’t you?Now tell me who the second guy wa...”
“Baby, if you let me take you out of here, I’ll give the word pleasure a whole new meaning." - Drew Evans”
