Derek Landy

Quotes by Derek Landy

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Author and screenwriter · Irish

Irish author and screenwriter

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“You promise?""I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now.”
— Derek Landy
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“I can't tell you how may beautiful women have broken up with me because they were bored. I can't tell you because it never happened. They all adored me." "It was your humility, wasn't it?”
— Derek Landy
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“What are we going to do when we get into the temple, anyway? Are we going to fight our way through the Necromancers on our”
— Derek Landy
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“He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.”
— Derek Landy
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“No one likes sarcasm, Miss Cain. I’ve merely delayed my exit to promise you something. You took my straight razor, li’l darlin’. That I view as an unforgivable offense. So when the time comes, when...”
— Derek Landy
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“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.''You smell terrible.''That's the smell of evil.''It's like rancid meat and bad eggs....”
— Derek Landy
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“You think Bernadette Maguire killed him?”“Uh… no. She’s, like I said, she’s old.”“Old people can kill people too.”“I know, but…”“She could be a ninja.”“She’s not a ninja, for God’s sake. She’s some...”
— Derek Landy
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