140 quotes found
Writer · American
American writer
“By Aladdin's lamplit scrotum, man! Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth.”
“Hope is bulletproof, truth just hard to hit”
“Which isnt, like, as bad as it sounds, because the general public kind of sucks ass.”
“What love is not torment when a man knows not how to love himself? Talk not of drowning, but attaining your heart's desire by action: Put money in thy purse.”
“So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast."This is death toast sweety.”
“Mr. Asher, you can resist who you are for only so long. Finally, you just decide to go with fate.”
“Routine feeds the illusion of safety...”
“Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say "attaboy".”
“...and thus he found his single source of joy in the society of other people: frightening the girls with his penis.”
“In business, as in politics, the public is ever so tolerant of those who slime.”
“The prospect of change is a many-fanged beast, my dear.”
“...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had their fur blown off.”
“Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him....”
“Sweet Pocket, you mustnt ask about my life before I came here. What I am now, I have always been, and everything I am is here with you.Sweet Thalia, said I. That is a fiery flagon of dragon toss.”
“I'm feeling full of tiny princes, bustling to get out into the world and start plotting against one another.”
“You cannot believe what you do not believe, Rumi siad. I am an Untouchable because my karma dictates it.”
“Dont be so hard on yourself, Youre doing the same thing, trying to reconcile all the moms that Mom ever was - The one you wanted, the one she was when you needed her and she was there, the one she ...”
“As a teacher of fourth-graders in a public school, where corporal punishement was not allowed, she had years of violence stored up and was, truth be told, sort of enjoying letting it out on Kona, w...”
“Children see magic because they look for it.”
“If they'd been dogs, they would have all been in the yard eating grass and trying to yak up whatever was making them feel so lousy. Not a bone gnawed, not a ball chased-all tails went unwagged. Oh,...”
