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“But Charlie could imagine, because he was a Beta Male, and imagination was his curse....”
“Mr. Asher, you can resist who you are for only so long. Finally, you just decide to go with fate.”
“So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast."This is death toast sweety.”
“Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going to happen again.”
“Dont be so hard on yourself, Youre doing the same thing, trying to reconcile all the moms that Mom ever was - The one you wanted, the one she was when you needed her and she was there, the one she ...”
“Blessed with the Beta Male imagination, he spent much of his life squinting into the future so he might spot ways in which the world was conspiring to kill him...”
“Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates.”
