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“Billy squinted at me. "Why are you letting them go?""Because they're real.""How do you know?""The one I was holding crapped on my hand.”
“literally: This word should be deleted. All too often, actions described as literally did not happen at all. As in, He literally jumped out of his skin. No, he did not. Though if he literally had, ...”
“Damon Scares me,' Maggie said. 'Maybe you should do what he wants.''Can't.''Why not?''Because he killed me. That kind of pisses me off”
“oh, my God," I whispered. "But how did they get my photo?Alex tapped his mouth with his thumb. "That ...book with everyone's picture in it, that you have in high school.""Yearbook," I said. Was he ...”
“The nursery rhyme ends when a spider comes along and frightens Miss Muffet straight off her tuffet. I have wondered about what kind of lesson this is for a young girl. If you're eating your curds a...”
“Look at you, all Rocky Horror Picture Ho.”
“Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.”
“I don't know why they call them Cheerios, I ate an entire box and didn't feel any happier!!”
“My boyfriend dumped me. My best friend won't talk to me. My future is in a garbage can. Everything has turned to crap. Can you please just let me be a sullen teenager. just this once”
“Time flies when you're falling down"...(not from a book, it's a lyric)”
“Pink is supposed to weaken your enemies, make them go soft on you, which must be why it's used for baby girls. It's a wonder the military hasn't got on to this.”
“You're about as delicate as an AK-47.”
“Those who do not complain are never pitied.”
“I leave it to be settled, by whomsoever it may concern, whether the tendency of this work be altogether to recommend parental tyranny, or reward filial disobedience.”
“Speaking of tongues, they are the main reason I'm a nervous wreck. Ryan is a senior and well, sadly, I'm not all that experienced with boys. I mean, I'm a freshman and have been to dances with boys...”
“Shes a serial kisser. I think her parents are French.”
“Damn, Marcus, how much have you been working out? You have the ass of a god.He turned to face her, and naturally her gaze fell to his jewels. She shook her head and sighed. You warriors are so fuck...”
“Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.”
“In her small voice, Persephone said, "I have nothing to add." After a moment of consideration, she added, however, "If you are going to punch someone, don't put your thumb inside your fist. It woul...”
“Ease off the martyr throttle.”
