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“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
“Sorry, she said, her face shining with joy when she saw me. Should have put a sock on the door. Didnt realize things were getting hot and heavy.No avoiding it, I said lightly, clasping Dimitris han...”
“He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.”
“Never memorize something that you can look up.”
“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.”
“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the pain...”
“It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.”
“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
“Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?""Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straigh...”
“You'll want all your strength for the wedding night." I cannot think why I should need strength," she said, ignoring a host of spine-tingling images rising in her mind's eye. "All I have to do is l...”
“We've been wed more than a month. Since it appears you mean to stay, I might as well give you leave to call me by my christian name. It is preferable, at any rate, to 'clodpole.”
“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
“This has to be the most self-centered thing I've ever said, but no, I think you just wanted to vex me.”
“THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL 1. We are here to help you. 2. You will have time to get to your class before the bell rings. 3. The dress code will be enforced. 4. No smoking is al...”
“Would you like to hear more romance of the evening? He told me that the Guard should be reduced by half, and I threw an ink jar at his head.""Is that when he cried?""He ducked," Attolia said dryly....”
“Well, Im not kissing the mundane," said Jace. "Id rather stay down here and rot.""Forever?" said Simon. "Forevers an awfully long time."Jace raised his eyebrows. "I knew it," he said. "You want to ...”
“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inex...”
“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”
“I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.”
“It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!”
