“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”

“Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.”

“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. ”

“Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.”

“If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“The worlds most successful people didnt wait for someone else to pick them, but instead, they picked themselves.”

“Play around. Dive into absurdity and write. Take chances. You will succeed if you are fearless of failure.”

“Want something else more than success. Success is a lovely thing, but your desire to say something, your worth, and your identity shouldnt rely on it, because its not guaranteed and its not permane...”