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“I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnt know.”
“Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.”
“My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”
“You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge.”
“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously som...”
“Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?""Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?""Pfft. That's not th...”
“You guessed? You must have been pretty sure, considering you could have killed me.""I was ninety percent sure.""I see," Clary said. There must have been something in her voice, because he turned to...”
“Mom says it's because she has PMS.Do you even know what that means?"I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome”
“Investigation?" Isabelle laughed. "Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names.""Good idea," said Jace. "I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein.”
“Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”
“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.”
“I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”
“Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!”
“Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.”
“If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.”
“Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?”
“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.”
“It is. Im your boyfriend now, whichmeans theres no room for your hipster admirer. Hell just have to lick his wounds while we lick other things.”
“I wouldn't yell 'fire' at that slimeball if his ass was in flames.”
“Lori sat way back in her chair and gave him the once-over. "What in the world's gotten into Ben Lawson? jokes? Flirting? Maybe I should sleep with Molly. I think she's got a magic hooha.”
