“Do not call any work menial until you have watched a proud person do it.”

“Nature decrees that we do not exceed the speed of light. All other impossibilities are optional.”

“Having perfected our disguise, we spend our lives searching for someone we dont fool.”

“Most of us don't need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.”

“Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for I am far surer of what is kind than I am of what is true.”

“A family is a group of people who keep confusing you with someone you were as a kid.”

“You dont need a stage to prove that youre a bad speaker.”

“Don't worry if you've been labeled as weird. Who wants to be classed as normal in an insane world?”

“Guess it's high time we add the 8th vow in marriage promising that we shall spend time with our husband or wife more than with social networking sites!”