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“My goal tonight is to maintain a steady stream of invincibility. If I hit stage fourIm InvisibleIll likely pass out, and that would ruin all my fun.”
“if you are always drinking, you should probably never drive”
“Smoking does not make one ill, but worrying makes. Drinking two pegs in the evening would not make you ill, but sleeping with tensions and worries would definitely do that.”
“Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.”
“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
“I drink to make other people more interesting.”
“Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall...”
“Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.”
“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.”
“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”
“I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of the cat dish.”
“I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, Im drinking so that youre more fun to be around.”
“After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the...”
“If you ever know a man who tries to drown his sorrows, kindly inform him his sorrows know how to swim.”
“I like to change liquor stores frequently because the clerks got to know your habits if you went in night and day and bought huge quantities. I could feel them wondering why I wasn't dead yet and i...”
“I try to convince myself that it's the alcohol talking. But alcohol can't talk. It just sits there. It can't even get itself out of the bottle.”
“Jem grinned. Where have you been? The Blue Dragon? The Mermaid? The Devil Tavern if you must know. Will sighed and leaned against one of the posts of the bed. I had such plans for the evening. The ...”
“There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.”
“They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.”
