267 quotes found
“You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.”
“Now tequila may be the favored beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous syst...”
“Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.”
“So much the worse for those who fear wine, for it is because they have some bad thoughts which they are afraid the liquor will extract from their hearts.”
“There is no such joy in the tavern as upon the road thereto.”
“Always remember, that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
“It was my Uncle George who discovered alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.”
“his lips drink water but his heart drinks wine”
“That is the remarkable thing about drinking: it brings people together so quickly, but between night and morning it sets an interval again of years.”
“I mean, you know how it is. You chase a bottle of sleeping pills with a bottle of Jack Daniel's and life's never the same, no matter how many times you try to tell people it was just an accident.”
“When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.”
“Ever heard the phrase, 'candy is dandy but liquor is quicker?'"Great she wanted to get me drunk."Ah...ever heard of underage!""Where there's a will there's a way," she said, matter-of-factly."That'...”
“At the time I started in ballet they were dancing 'The Spirit of Champagne' on pointe, in Paris. I thought, 'I don't want to dance the spirit of champagne, I want to drink it!”
“Janx Spirit : Janx Spirit is a rather potent alcoholic beverage, and is used heavily in drinking games that are played in the hyperspace ports that serve the madranite mining belts in the star syst...”
“Sensible people advise against drinking on an empty stomach, but to my mind it is the best sort of drinking.”
“I needed a vacation. I needed 5 women. I needed to get the wax out of my ears. My car needed an oil change. I'd failed to file my damned income tax. One of the stems had broken off of my reading gl...”
“I think piracy is a bit like drinking. You want to stay out all night doing it, you pay the price the next day.”
“Don't drink too much.""When I can spell out your name in shot glasses, I'll stop.""I'll have to get a shorter name.""I'll have to forget how to spell it.”
“Let us have wine and woman, mirth and laughter,Sermons and soda water the day after.Man, being reasonable, must get drunk;The best of life is but intoxication:Glory, the grape, love, gold, in these...”
“Rumor had it that he was homosexual; in reality, in recent years, he was simply a garden-variety alcoholic.”
