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“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”
“He's the sort of guy that gets a laugh out of people.”
“The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.”
“Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.”
“I hope you nail the basta”
“Tis better to have love and lustThan to let our apparatus rust.”
“When she spoke, Tom held his breath, so eagerly he listened; when she sang, he sat like one entranced. She touched his organ, and from that bright epoch even it, the old companion of his happiest h...”
“Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.”
“But you have so much in common. You're both from strange little backwater planets. You both have odd powers. You're male and she's female. What more do you need? Believe me, buddy, if I were you, I...”
