“I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.”

“Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married.”

“Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. ”

“Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer?"Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.”

“The only place men want depth in their women is in their dcolletage”

“I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”

“He's the sort of guy that gets a laugh out of people.”

“The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.”

“Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance; but since nature has so decreed that we cannot manage comfortably with them, nor live in any way with...”

“When we are at peace within our marriage, the effects can be astounding! We will raise happier children, become better employees, and overall find the joy in life.”

“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”