“Happiness is such a fragile thing, isn't it? So easily burst, like a bubble blown by a child, and always on the verge of being carried away.”

“That's not cruel. This is. You come here in the middle of the night, expecting me to be awake, and askno, demandme to give you things that belong to me as much as they belong to you. Never mind wha...”

“Everyone needs to escape sometimes, and retreating into somebody else's fantasy isn't nearly as satisfying as slipping into your own.”

“That's life. Life is the ultimate game, and its rules were made to be broken”

“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”

“He's the sort of guy that gets a laugh out of people.”

“The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.”

“The sense of tragedy - according to Aristotle - comes, ironically enough, not from the protagonist's weak points but from his good qualities. Do you know what I'm getting at? People are drawn deepe...”

“The irony of life is that those who wear masks often tell us more truths than those with open faces.”