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“You hardly know me and yet you invited me out on a date,’ said Miss Dearheart. ‘Why?’Because you called me a phoney, Moist thought. You saw through me straight away. Because you didn’t nail my head...”
“So anyway. If I let Corey take me out again, he’s got this buddy – Kyle maybe? Dunno – anyway, he’s single. Maybe you could come along and we could go doubles.”Lisa thought being involved in a shop...”
“You fall in love and it completely consumes you. So a part of you is broken when that's gone. And part of you wants to have that rebellious feeling where you're just like "Forget it- I can do anyth...”
“Don’t you think it’s a bad sign that your best argument for your beau is that nothing has been proved in court?”
“And I have to say, books haven’t helped much with all this. Because whenever you read anything about love, whenever anyone tries to define it, there’s always a state or an abstract noun, and I try ...”
“Aves hasn’t mentioned a boyfriend,” Lock chimed in, “and we’re just dying to hear all about you.” Liar. My friends were filthy lying sadists.”
“He was a story at least, even if he never became anything else.”
“We kissed, and sparks went off in my chest. At the end of the night he said, ‘I know what you’re thinking. You’re wondering if I’ll call tomorrow. I’ll do better than that.’ He called me the minute...”
“Maybe part of finding what you wanted was recognizing what you didn’t want.”
“He looks good for a while, but ya know, ya can’t shine a sneaker.”
“Girlfriends aren’t allowed to care if you have Stilton socks. Friends are.” All the same, she gave her hands a quick, professional shake and took hold of my foot. “Plus, you might be less of a pain...”
“Maybe love is something we’re meant to say casually and not regard as a prize from a treasure chest that a person earns.”
“I understand we'll be attending your friend Miss Worthington's Christmas ball. Perhaps I'll find a suitable-- which is to say wealthy-- wife among the ladies attending."And perhaps they will run sc...”
“A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don’t have … to prove the love they think they have.”
“You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.”
“Some wo/men are so possessive … you end up missing missing them.”
“The phrase *You complete me* is nonsensical. A couple is a *we* … not a complete *me.*”
“Thursday, the-night-of-the-date, comes and goes, leaving a school bus tire track across Desi's heart, fear abrading her mind until she can think of nothing except what the future will be like if so...”
“Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn’t hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she loves.”
“If love wasn’t conditional, every single first encounter with individuals of your 'preferred' gender would result in *love at first sight.*”
