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“One of the many downsides to being a drug addict is never really knowing if the stuff is real.”
“Comedy should provoke! It should blast through prejudices, challenge preconceptions; comedy should always leave you different than when it found you.”
“I'm the kind of person who becomes silent when I get scared, because I hope Death will not notice me if I am very still and very quiet. It has worked well so far.”
“Worn over the mans head like a deranged bank robber is a pair of pink cotton panties.”
“Its traumatizing to think that a best friend could become just a friend. Thats because there is virtually no difference between an acquaintance and a friend. But the gulf between a friend and a bes...”
“I lost my mind. I lunged at him and inhaled all of his fries standing up a foot away from the trash can. No food is as delicious as food you eat standing a foot away from a trash can. Ask any possum.”
“Well, Im heading home, Ibaraki announced as they were leaving the restaurant.Oh, yeah? About time, Yuichi commented.Ibaraki: Man, youre so cold. Arent you picking up my love beams?Sorry, Yu, but Im...”
“Etiquette tip: If you're looking for the right time to leave a party, when the host yells, "No one leaves here alive," that's your cue.”
“How is it you can talk so nicely?' Alice said, hoping to get it into a better temper by a compliment. 'I've been in many gardens before, but none of the flowers could talk.''Put your hand down, and...”
“Tria finally slumped to the ground I swear I'm sick of falling into pits and swamps... Hey, upside is you're not dead yet so win win. Ingra said cheerfully.”
“If I could go back and say one thing to my younger self it would be: YOU ARE NOT FAT.”
“Aren't you sometimes frightened at being planted out here, with nobody to take care of you?''There's the tree in the middle,' said the Rose:'what else is it good for?''But what could it do, if any ...”
“At any rate I'd better be getting out of the wood, for really its coming on very dark. Do you think it's going to rain?'Tweedledum spread a large umbrella over himself and his brother, and looked u...”
“Yes, we will marry you! she exclaimed.”
“I don't write comedy. I write drama that's funny.”
“Everybody laughed for a long time, for it was the kind of joke that seemed to grow on you. You would laugh and eventually stop. But after a few minutes you would think of the joke again, and you wo...”
“If by fawning, you mean hes a deer, I have a gun, and its hunting season, then I guess youre right.”
“And Tria this is Vilenthe. Tria just stares before collapsing onto the floor Ingra looks down She'll be fine. Vilenthe scowls She has seen me before. Many years ago before I was selected for the 11...”
“I just looked at the calendar and realized- my days are numbered”
“Time heals all wounds. Unless they're infected. Like gangrene. That shit'll kill you.”
