14 quotes found
“I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.”
“Finally, my watchers had to fess up. In embarrassed and genuinely polite tones, they said they had no other choice but to arrest me. Then they accompanied me to the prison across the way. As I ente...”
“Comrades, we are going to try to cheer you up, and our sense of humor will help us in this endeavor, although the phrase gallows humor has never seemed so logical and appropriate. The external circ...”
“Comedians can turn laughter into tears and back again.”
“I dont think being a comedian gives you any fucking insight into what makes people laugh.”
“This is the funniest book Ive ever held in my hands. --Dave Barry, Pulitzer Prize winning humorist and author says about Radical Sabbatical”
“We cant all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.”
“HECKLER: Say something funny!COMEDIAN: I don't do requests.”
“98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.”
“Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.”
“My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.”
“I don’t think being a comedian gives you any fucking insight into what makes people laugh.”
“This is the funniest book I’ve ever held in my hands. --Dave Barry, Pulitzer Prize winning humorist and author says about Radical Sabbatical”
“We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.”
