We cant all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana.
“There is more to life than making a living. Do not work more than you live.”
“The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite.”
“Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours, as long as they each earn and have more money than their neighbours, and, equally importan...”
“We have glorified wealth and freedom so much that it is impossible for most of us to truly believe that a man can truly be happy in a shack or within the confines of a prison cell.”
“Culture is a symbolic veil with which we hide our animal nature from ourselves and other animals.”
“Plagiarism is the fear of a blank page.”
“I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.”
“Finally, my watchers had to fess up. In embarrassed and genuinely polite tones, they said they had no other choice but to arrest me. Then they accompanied me to the prison across the way. As I ente...”
“Comrades, we are going to try to cheer you up, and our sense of humor will help us in this endeavor, although the phrase gallows humor has never seemed so logical and appropriate. The external circ...”
“There is no greater power than that of a laugh and happiness is a force which can save a person from the horrors of the world.”
“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”
“The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.”
“We look before and after,And pine for what is not;Our sincerest laughterWith some pain is fraught;Our sweetest songs are those that tell Of saddest thought.”
“I know why we laugh. We laugh because it hurts, and it's the only thing to make it stop hurting.”
“MARCUS ANDRONICUS: Now is a time to storm; why art thou still?TITUS ANDRONICUS: Ha, ha, ha!MARCUS ANDRONICUS: Why dost thou laugh? it fits not with this hour.TITUS ANDRONICUS: Why, I have not anoth...”