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“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
“Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.And it always feels good.”
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
“The calling that has been thrust upon you is likewise as demanding and daunting. I understand how you feel, believe me. But we need you, Eena. I would say Im sorry, buthonestly Id have no other wom...”
“Every now and then, I'll run into someone who claims not to like chocolate, and while we live in a country where everyone has the right to eat what they want, I want to say for the record that I do...”
“It was an indulgence, learning last words. Other people had chocolate; I had dying declarations.”
“When I die,' I said to my friend, 'I'm not going to be embalmed. I'm going to be dipped.' Milk chocolate or bittersweet was the immediate concern.”
“The greatest Emotion is Love.The greatest quality is seeking to serve others.The greatest gift is your own Life.The greatest pleasure is CHOCOLATE!The greatest thing youll ever learn is that there'...”
“Something tells me that you sneak bars up to your room a lot. In fact, you probably have a whole little shoebox dedicated to them.Wrong.I dont think I am. Tell the truth, Emery. Do you hoard chocol...”
“Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.”
“Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.”
“Touched by her fingers, the two surviving chocolate people copulate desperately, losing themselves in a melting frenzy of lust, spending the last of their brief borrowed lives in a spasm of raspber...”
“You may have noticed we have no sex lives. As a result there's lots of chocolate in this house.”
“Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.”
“He craved sex and chocolate. Chocolate was his heroin. Men were his needle.”
“The rich scent of my favorite caffeinated beverage sends trickles of pleasure across my skin as I step inside. Is there anything better than coffee? Chocolate maybe and sex ranks very close I suppose.”
“We had laid down the law : no chocolate, no sex.”
“Life is like a box of chocolates: You get through what little actual good stuff there is right away, then you constantly fool yourself into believing there's still something good in whatever's left.”
“Just the other day, I was in my neighborhood Starbucks, waiting for the post office to open. I was enjoying a chocolatey cafe mocha when it occurred to me that to drink a mocha is to gulp down the ...”
“Mooooon! said the Ogre. Tranquility Then he pointed at the full moon. Neil Armstrong walked in a sea of Tranquility. Then he added, Its made of cheese. But you have to take off the plastic before ...”
