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“Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed to the other with a nurse's hat on while your father, who i...”
“because daytime leaves vampires less than, well, conscious, I told him, Take your muffins to Boston and shut it, Terrance. And then I hung up on him.”
“youd think that silence would be peaceful. but really, its painful.”
“Quiet descended, a silence so consuming that even the drafty corridors ceased whistling. Bog wasn't certain where to look, so he solved the problem by plucking out his eyes and sticking them in a d...”
“Honey, are you being safe?''I wear my seat belt, yes.''Does this Rob Lovely wear a seat belt too?'Matty sighed. 'Mother, seat belts should be worn at all times when in a moving vehicle. Didn't you ...”
“because daytime leaves vampires less than, well, conscious, I told him, “Take your muffins to Boston and shut it, Terrance.” And then I hung up on him.”
“you’d think that silence would be peaceful. but really, it’s painful.”